For $30 Per Hour...

I will put up with some bullshittery. Some "escorts" charge by the hour. I've tried that. Around my way, you will see ads for QV's(quick visits) HHRS(Half hours), BJ's, and such. How chatty. Honestly, in a Southern area that is generally pretty well affected by the recession, charging by the hour can make your customers feel rushed, and they will be more rude, demanding, and irritated if they don't feel like they have made their money stretch as far as possible. And by only spending such a short amount of time with these guys, you free up your night, tempting you to answer more calls and make more money. I understand that bills need to be paid, but spreading yourself (no pun intended) too thin will give you the spirit and the appearance of a saddle that's been rode hard and hung to dry wet. I see one guy a night. It gives me a chance to go home in the morning or that night and shower (Jesus, they don't make water HOT enough), and also to pay those bills, go to my part-time retail sales job, clean up Mom's crib, shop for sexy lingerie, eat, and put up another ad. My rate is usually $200 per night. I give regulars or people who don't have much time breaks on the fee. I look at it like this. I make $9 per hour, busting my ass for six and a half hours a day. When you take the everlasting taxes out... that's about 50 bucks. Fuck my life. When I get off, I rush home to shower, brush my teeth and shave if I need to, curl my hair, and put on sexy clothes. Anywhere I commute will be at least an hour each way. I meet a new person, I massage this person. We have sex, which may or may not be "good" for me. We sometimes cuddle. Often eat, and talk about everything under the sun. I make some excuse about work or (God forgive me) church around six AM and get the fuck out. Never more than six hours, max. Sooo... that breaks down to (Uncle Sam forgive me) about 30 dollars per hour to let a man try and make me feel good. I feel like a dumb dirty whore for sticking around at my day job! I sometimes dream of quitting and devoting a bunch of time to this occupation, but I still need a legit source of income. I want a convertible 'Vette by next summer. I think I can do it.